We don't do "South" around the M25. It is always horrendous. For some strange reason, however, on this occasion we did decide to go South just to see if it is still bad. It was. The first port of call was Chertsey Camping and Caravanning Club Site for 3 nights and, as expected, we hit traffic on the M25. On arrival we unhitched Mr Toad and whizzed via the Sunbury Costco to Chiswick to visit mother for her birthday.
The following day we visited Brooklands Museum, fighting the traffic through Weybridge. It was a bright, sunny day, but bitterly cold and the museum was fairly empty. Accordingly the staff were bored and wanted to chat. It took ages to get around, but it was lovely. Following a very full, and interesting, day at Brooklands we quickly popped into the impressive Mercedes World next door and had a wander around before doing a bit of shopping in the local supermarket and heading back through the traffic to Chertsey.
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| Chertsey C&CC Site |
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| Concorde |
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| Brough Superior |
Friday was a chance to visit old haunts and we took Mr Toad out to the Silent Pool, tried some Gin (well, the non-driver had quite a few samples) then on to Shere for a wander around this delightful little village. This is where Mr Toad came into his own. The car park was full apart from a Toad-sized space in the corner which we squeezed into, despite the sneers from the arrogant 4x4 owning pricks who seem to make up the majority of the population in these parts. We then took the short cut over the steep and windy Surrey Hills back to Chertsey, again encountering numerous examples of the absolute arrogance of the local 4x4 owning knobs. In the evening we enjoyed an absolutely massive plate of fish and chips in the Bridge Hotel, just outside the campsite.
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| Shere |
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| Silent Pool |
On Saturday we were pleased to leave Surrey and head to the C&MC site at Bearsted, near Maidstone, for one night. This is a delightful little site and we would like to go back and visit again, although we don't do South. Again we took to the Toad to visit the other Mother for the afternoon - and yet more fish and chips!
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| Bearstead C&MC site |
Sunday it was on to Canterbury, a fairly easy run down the A2, albeit the traffic in Canterbury is an absolute nightmare. Parking up we walked into the city and had a good bimble around.
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| Canterbury Cathedral |
On Monday we visited Sandwich and Deal, enjoying a nice lunch in the Royal Hotel overlooking the beach in Deal The forecast rain then hit as we walked along the pier and we got soaked. We drove along the coast to Dover, but the weather was horrendous, so we headed back to the van to dry out.
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| Sandwich |
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| Deal |
On Tuesday we continued our exploration of this area of Kent, taking in Ramsgate (bit of a dump), Broadstairs (very nice place), the Hornby visitor centre (interesting, but over-priced) and then Margate just as the rain hit again. We scuttled back into Canterbury to try and post some Christmas cards and were mugged by the local pay and display and the typically inefficient and useless main Post Office was manned by 2 staff during the busiest part of the day. The queues were ridiculous. Luckily we found a tiny little post office near the rip-off car park where we managed to get rid of the cards. Fighting the traffic once again, we restocked with food and headed back to the van.
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| Ramsgate |
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| Broadstairs |
On Wednesday we headed for Dover with the intention of visiting the castle. It was closed. We stopped by a memorial to Bleriot then on to the National Trust White Cliffs place. We walked along the soggy, slippery cliff tops in a biting wind, then warmed ourselves with a delicious honey roast swede soup in the visitor centre.
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| Bleriot Memorial |
Thursday it was up and home and more traffic on the A2 and a subsequent diversion down Bluebell Hill and up the M20.
We don't do South. How can anybody live there with the constant traffic jams. It would drive us nuts!
